Friday, October 9, 2009

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize (committee draft)

The Nobel Peace Prize for 2009

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts [11 days after taking office] to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples [with dictatorships]. The Committee [of left-leaning Norwegian politicians] has attached special importance to Obama's vision of [a socialist Amerika] and work for a world without nuclear weapons [in the hands of radical Islamic fundamentalists].

Obama has as President [for 11 days] created a new climate in international politics [among budding Fascists everywhere]. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position [displacing the United States' national interests with our own], with emphasis on the role that the [virulently anti-Semitic] United Nations and other [impotent] international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts [even when U.S. citizens are being killed]. The visionpretense of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations [failed and allowed unstable countries to join the nuclear arms race.] Thanks to Obama's initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting [being suckered into paying for] the great climatic challenges the world is confronting [other countries' energy expenses]. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened Goot! That sounds nice. Pass me another blunt, yah?.

Only very rarely has a person [an aspiring socialist] to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people [tyrants] hope for a better future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population [in Communist China].

For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee [cabal of former politicians] has sought to stimulate precisely that [influence, distort, and buy off the] international policy and those attitudes for which Obama is now the world's leading spokesman. The Committee [of former Norwegian politicians] endorses Obama's appeal that "Now is the time for all of us [all of the U.S.] to take our [the rest of the world's] share of responsibility for a global [every knee jerk] response to global [our trumped up] challenges."

Oslo, October 9, 2009

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